In 1995 I had $7 bucks in my pocket and knew two things: I’m broke as hell and one day I won’t be.
— Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson
#JesusBirthdaySeason is here.
“Look what we did to Christmas. Christmas is Jesus’s birthday. It’s Jesus’s birthday. Now, I don’t know Jesus. But from what I’ve read, Jesus is the least materialistic person to ever roam the earth. No bling on Jesus. Jesus kept a low profile, and we turned his birthday into the most materialistic day of the year. Matter of fact, we have the Jesus Birthday season. It’s a whole season of materialism. Then at the end of the Jesus Birthday Season, we have the nerve to have an economist come on TV and tell you how horrible the Jesus Birthday Season was this year. ‘Oh, we had a horrible Jesus’s Birthday this year. Hopefully, business will pick up by his crucifixion.'”
— Chris Rock, from his 2014 SNL monologue